Rando Posts
Random posts about various topics
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How to Outsmart a Porch Pirate (and Have a Damn Good Laugh Doing It)
Porch pirates. The absolute worst. These lazy-ass thieves lurk around neighborhoods like raccoons with Wi-Fi, snatching up anything that looks remotely valuable off your porch. But every now and then,...
Lost Wallet? Hope You’re Good at Math, Buddy.
We live in the golden age of digital breadcrumbs and dopamine farming, so naturally, when someone found a lost wallet, they did what any reasonable citizen of the internet would...
When You're Suddenly A Duck Dad: Pond Edition
If you needed proof that life can flip from zero to “holy crap” in about ten seconds, look no further than the twelve‑second clip of a guy wading through a...
Diesel the Donkey: From Ranch Hand to Elk Boss
Back in 2019, Diesel the pack donkey noped out of his cushy life on a California ranch. One minute he’s hiking with his human and a llama, next minute something...
