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How to Outsmart a Porch Pirate (and Have a Damn Good Laugh Doing It)

How to Outsmart a Porch Pirate (and Have a Damn Good Laugh Doing It)

Porch pirates. The absolute worst. These lazy-ass thieves lurk around neighborhoods like raccoons with Wi-Fi, snatching up anything that looks remotely valuable off your porch. But every now and then,...

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Lost Wallet? Hope You’re Good at Math, Buddy.

Lost Wallet? Hope You’re Good at Math, Buddy.

We live in the golden age of digital breadcrumbs and dopamine farming, so naturally, when someone found a lost wallet, they did what any reasonable citizen of the internet would...

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